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Osbert Blacker-Dashwood- Professor of Muggle Studies and Cyan Group Advisor,
Scattergood School for the Magical Arts
Scattergood MOO [connect]
Description:
Osbert is not a large man. In fact, as it is, he is rather
diminutive, certainly no more than 53 in stature. Since he is nearing the end
of his middle years, his grey hair and wrinkles are impossible to hide. He has a tanned
and lined face, thin, with visible cheekbones and dimples when he smiles. His eyes are a
light hazel behind a pair of small, round, silver-rimmed lenses which sit upon a nose a
small pointed nose. The man wears his grey hair longish, tied back in a short ponytail.
He wears a dark faculty robe with the schools insignia, but underneath this he wears muggle clothing: faded blue jeans and a black t-shirt, bits of which are visible in gaps in the rob. He also wears, for whatever reason, a tie-dyed sarong as a shawl over his robe. On his head he wears a striped knitted beanie, concealing most of his hair.
History (warning: long):
Osbert A. Blacker-Dashwood has a long and rather colorful history,
but to understand him we must delve into his roots. Born in the midst of the Depression to
Delilah Blacker, a displaced native of
Though the fortune was substantially less when it reached Richard's
grandson Alfred, Al himself was no dummy when it came to saving money. Though his job at
the Ministry ran out, Delilah had a talent for breeding animals, specifically rare types
of cats. Many of her customers were fortunate enough to have spare cash during this time,
so they continued to go to her when they wanted Fluffy to sire kittens. In addition to
picking pairs of felines, Delilah was a matchmaker. She had enough connections through her
own parents, another pair of well-to-do wizards, that she could travel in the upper
circles of the wizarding world and with her social grace and charm, introduce the best of
magical folk to one another.
It was these same social circles that Osbert was born into. He met
many of
During his first few years at the school, the boy changed little from
the quiet child who had been led around to dinner and cocktail parties, dragged by his
socialite parents. Although he preferred to speak to adults and very young kids as opposed
to his peers, he had a few close friends in his underclass years, two boys by the names of
Herman Smith and Eugene Murray. They delighted in playing pranksone went down in
Scattergood history for a few decades as the infamous mice incident. (Osbert
will admit little about it beside the fact that it involved the Upperclass Social, several
pieces of cheese, and a penny whistle.) He wasnt particularly good at the academics,
earning mediocre grades in all but Defense Against the Dark Arts, his favorite class at
the time.
At the onset of (late) puberty, Ozzy began to change. He became more
outgoing and developed a new skill, much to his confusion. After some consultation with
his counselor, it was determined that the strange dreams he was having were side-effects
of the Sight. Osbert began to take classes in Divination, which he enjoyed immensely
because he excelled in it without much thought. He focused a little more on his other
studies as well, but Defense and Divination continued to be his favorite subjects until he
graduated. He used his skill, much to the delight of others, to predict which girls liked
the members of his growing group of friends. In ninth grade, he even got his first kiss,
from a girl named Dorothy Helen, at the dance that year. His involvement in the Mouse
Incident had been glazed over.
By the time his days at Scattergood were nearly over, Osbert was one of the most popular boys in his class. Though seen by some as a playboy--Dotty was merely one in a string of girls who would kiss him and then fade away--he remained good-natured and fun-loving. He had one slight ambition during those years, and that was to be an Auror. Sadly, his grades and test scores werent high enough to please the Ministry. That didnt seem to bother him much. He decided to make decisions later, to live in the now.
Osbert graduated from Scattergood in 1950. His youthful and somewhat
naive goals, at the time were to travel to
Movie stars. The concept had begun to fascinate young Mr.
Blacker-Dashwood. On his time off from his job (a job which bored the boy to death, no
less) he would lurk around
Osbert was in his mid-thirties, but still quite youthful, when he was
swept up in a fantasy of the 1960s. After quitting his day job--the Ministry had never
failed to lull him to sleep at his desk--the man took a road trip to
Susan Rae Scott--or, as she preferred to be called at that time,
"Sunshine Ray"--was the first girl that had ever really interested Osbert
seriously. He was 36; she 25, but the two hit it off. She had the sort of wiles that would
convince a rather gawky wizard to legally add the first name "Moonbeam" before
his stuffy-sounding Osbert. (He carries the name to this day, but does not mention it
except on those few required legal forms.) And he convinced her to come back with him to
Ozzy never did go back to his job at the ministry. Instead, in their small house, he set up a business as a professional psychic--one of the best to be found, of course, since he could utilize his not-forgotten skills in Divination. Susan was never told exactly why he wanted to do this as a living, and attributed it more to certain illicit substances than innate talent, but was content for the time being.
The better part of a decade passed before Susan decided it was time to take life seriously. This never happened for Osbert--he thoroughly enjoyed his life at the time and was too oblivious and hopelessly in love with his wife to see that Susan was maturing more than he ever would. Thus he found it a shock when Susan announced that she wanted a divorce. Right after the papers were signed, she moved back to where they had first met and began to attend business school, forsaking any claims to a previous marriage. They have spoken once since then and it was as two strangers meeting.
Heartbroken, Ozzy continued with his business, still fascinated by
the intricacies of the Muggle psyche. Perhaps in reading fortunes for lonely housewives he
sought to understand why Susan had left, but this never happened. He did, however, inherit
a house from his mother's brother Daniel in
It so happened that on a bet, a young local geologist wandered into the house and asked for a tarot card reading. Part of his fortune was to stand on steady ground for precisely the next 23 hours and 5 minutes. Though he took that advice with a grain of salt, the young man, Julian Devine, could not help but remember the scruffy 'psychic's words the next day when a minor earthquake hit. Ignoring the warning bells ringing in his head, Julian went back to Ozzy. Soon the two had a friendship going, for although Osbert Blacker-Dashwood had never been particularly good at predicting large events such as assassinations, he had a deep enough tie to the rocks that he could predict small earthquakes with great accuracy--this was the talent passed on through generations of Dashwoods from his great-grandfather Richard come to fruition once more in Osbert.
The two did this for many years. Unfortunately, it was the prediction
of a major earthquake that led this hobby to an end. When Julian refused to speak to
anyone else about a large predicted tremor that would hit
With no life or hope left in
(It should be noted that Osbert applied for and was accepted for the
position of Divination instructor at Madame Milnitt's academy in
Osbert began his work at Scattergood in 1992. At the time, he had a cousin once-removed at Scattergood, Patricia ("Pat") Dashwood, who has for the most part avoided him by command of her parents, Peter and Philomena. Peter, Osbert's cousin, would be the heir to any remaining family fortune were it not for Osbert's existence. Despite the fact that he is rich enough in his own right, the man has harbored a lifelong dislike of the professor which has passed, in less potent form, to his daughter. Ignoring his family's bickering and occasional superiority complexes (they are one of the state's few full-blooded families), Osbert has enjoyed his time at the school, leading classes of a light, fun nature, and surviving incidents such as accepting candy from a strange student and temporarily turning into a non-speaking gryphon. Recently asked to take over the position of advisor for the Cyan group, he accepted.
Persona:
Osbert is a rather talkative man. He will, if given the opportunity,
go on for hours with personal anecdotes and tidbits of advice gleaned from his life
experiences. One should beware his advice, for it has a tendency to grow from
reasonably-sized bits to extended stories, many of which have a lesson too deeply buried
to be figured out upon first listen. Otherwise, this man is full of good humor that comes
from a deep enjoyment of life. He is slow to anger, much quicker to start a good, rich
chuckle.
Of course, everyone has their likes and dislikes. For Osbert,
interesting experiences, stories, and fruit salad fall into the first
categorythe first especially, as he is prone to doing strange things simply to try
them out. As for the latter category, well, everyone has their pet peeves. Ozzy has never
liked having to sit still for a long time. He loathes bureaucracyone of the many
reasons why he no longer works for the Ministry. And he does not tolerate intolerance and
prejudices, especially toward those who believe that Muggles are inferior.
He has a few talents. One is his ability to predict small natural occurences--that is, tomorrow's weather or a small tremor. The other is to read minds. Before you go wrapping your head in tinfoil, note that he is really bad at this second thing. He only rarely picks up a thought and it tends to be the most mundane ponderings. That is, if you're simultaneously plotting to kill your enemy and take over the world and whether you should wear blue socks or brown today, he'd pick up the second one.
About the name:
Moonbeam- I simply wanted to think of something to match 'Sunshine Ray' (Susan Rae) that
sounded like it could have been out of the 1960s. Osbert mainly keeps this name for legal
purposes because he changed it once and doesn't want to go through the process of removing
it.
Osbert- Traditional English name meaning 'divinely brilliant'. I have an ego, you know. It
is in no danger of wasting away.
Alejandro- I picked this out of the blue to reflect part of his heritage.
Blacker- In order to give Osbert some ties to Southern California, I picked the name of a
well-to-do family which dates back to the early 1900s. It's a personal favorite of mine
for certain reasons.
Dashwood- After some very brief research into Colorado genealogy, I found reference to a
Richard Dashwood in the 1880 census of Carbonateville, CO. His heritage is real; his
history made up.
Logs:
Classes:
Muggle Studies 1
Muggle Studies 2
Muggle Studies 3
Muggle Studies 4
Other:
Osbert accidentally changes into a griffin
Meeting Zek Piper
Attack of the cookies!